When you see a hot woman, or a fat b*stard plays for the oppostion
Get yer t*ts out, Get yer t*ts out, Get yer t*ts out for the lads, Get yer t*ts out for the lads... (repeat)
One of my favourites, catchy fanchant, good ringtone. (Ed: Better audio version of this classic added)
Hello, Hello We Are the Chelsea Boys Chant
Another classic and makes a good ringtone.